Jokes
Why did the developer go broke?
Because he used up all his cache!
Why do Java developers wear glasses?
Because they don't see sharp!
Why don’t programmers like nature?
It has too many bugs!
Favorite snacks
One of the most character defining traits is which snacks you like, and maybe more importantly: which snacks you don't like. In this table here you will see what my ratings of various snacks are. Please don't judge me too harshly.
Snack rating table
Every snack is accompanied by a score from 1 to 10, where 1 means disgusting and 10 means delicious.
| Snack | Rating |
|---|---|
| Pizza | 9 |
| Popcorn | 5 |
| Fruit | 8 |
| Nuts | 8 |
| Cookies | 7 |
| Potato Chips | 8 |
| Ice cream | 7 |
| Chocolate | 6 |